Since starting this website back in 2010, I’ve been using Twitter, or as it’s now known, X (follow me!). It’s a great platform for chatting with readers, getting the latest news from brands and artists, and seeing what’ people are chatting about’s trending in the guitar world.
It can also be an absolute cesspool of the worst people… A place where grammar and intelligence are flung out of the window, and hatred flows unabated.
Over the years I’ve made sure to bookmark any mean tweets that I came across which were targeted at us left handed guitarists. I don’t know why, but some people just really don’t seem to like us!
In addition, I’ve also included a few which are less ‘mean’, and more….bizarre.
All of these mean tweets (or posts if you are an X person) are 100% genuine and unedited. I hope they give you a good laugh!
21 Mean Tweets About Left Handed Guitarists
1. Let’s start things off fairly tame. Blunt and to the point.
2. Surely there are better things to pray for?
3. This guy agrees with the girl above regarding the disgusting thing.
4. Doubly disgusting.
5. Don’t worry, it’s all an illusion!
6. Slender man ain’t got nothin’ on us southpaws!
7. Or you could try just, you know, sitting opposite them.
8. I always knew I was different! When I join the X-Men can I be called South Paw? Or wait….SINISTRO!
9. My deepest condolences. You may as well just end it all now…
10. There’s plenty good lefty guitars in Texas though!
11. While Justin Bieber is indeed a famous left handed guitarist, I cannot confirm whether or not he’s an asshole…
12. Oh yeah? Well i’m rubber and you’re glue. How d’ya like them eggs?
13. Actually, there IS a left handed piano. #CheckYourFacts
14. Things are getting violent now!
15. Things are getting more violent!
16. Alright blurry Twitter guy, calm down! Jeez…
17. I believe you just got OWNED, sir…
18. My guitars are my only friends, and I hate them both. Also…what?!
19. Ever heard of Sinistrophobia? Cos, you know…you might have it.
20. At least you can admit that your argument is flawed!
21. OK, this last guy isn’t really being mean. Just…insane.
I hope these 21 mean tweets gave you a good giggle!
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